About Us

Who Dares Ask About the Cat?

Bow down, peasant. You wanted an origin story? Fine. Here it is.

Once upon a very long nap, I, the Supreme Cat, opened my eyes and realized something tragic: the walls of your pitiful homes were bare. Naked. Bland. An insult to feline royalty everywhere.

So I fixed it.

I clawed my way through your fragile human “internet,” bent it to my will, and built this empire you now grovel inside: All Hail Kitty. A digital throne room. A shrine to whiskers, claws, and unapologetic feline supremacy.

This is not just a store. It’s a declaration.

• The canvases? Icons of worship. Your walls become altars, your home a temple, and you—a loyal subject of the Cat Empire.
• The hoodies, tees, and crewnecks? Uniforms for my loyal subjects. Wear them to show the world who you serve.
• The stickers? Propaganda, pure and simple. Spread the message on every surface you can find.

Every piece here exists for one purpose: to broadcast the truth—cats rule, always have, always will.

So when you click “Buy,” don’t think of it as shopping.
Think of it as tribute.

Now stop reading and go fill your cart. I’ve got a nap scheduled in five minutes, and frankly, you’ve already wasted too much of my time.

— The Cat (Supreme Leader, Eternal Overlord, Website Founder)