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Certified CAT DILF: Crewneck Edition

Certified CAT DILF: Crewneck Edition

Regular price $50.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $50.00 USD
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Daddy energy, but stripped of the hood. No armor, no disguise—just raw dominance stitched into cotton.

Sleek, warm, and sharper than your neighbor’s tongue. These crewnecks don’t come with a hood—they don’t need one. They’re made to flex, to layer, and to broadcast your allegiance without breaking a sweat. Perfect for when it’s too hot for a hoodie but still cold enough to remind the peasants who’s boss.

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Our Cause

We give 1% of all sales to cats in need, because obviously they deserve it. Every purchase from us is like a gift to the cat gods themselves—and you’re also helping real cats get the care they need. So yeah, you’re basically a hero.

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