Certified CAT DILF

Dangerous. Irresistible. Built to breed chaos. This isn’t dad bod—it’s daddy domination. Slip it on and watch peasants line up to get scratched, choked, or claimed. Nine lives, nine positions, and not a single safe word. Wear it proudly, you majestic bastard.

Lightweight, breathable, and built for chaos. These tees don’t just sit on your body—they broadcast your allegiance to the feline overlords. Soft enough to nap in, strong enough to survive peasant revolts.

Made in the USA

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We give 1% of all sales to cats in need, because obviously they deserve it. Every purchase from us is like a gift to the cat gods themselves—and you’re also helping real cats get the care they need. So yeah, you’re basically a hero.