The Paw Doctrine
The Paw Doctrine
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Minimal, clean, and uncompromising. The mark of loyalty, worn by those who don’t just follow orders—they enforce them.
Heavyweight, soft, and built for rebellion. These hoodies aren’t just cozy—they’re uniforms for the chosen few who serve the Cat Empire. Warm enough for late-night plotting, tough enough to survive nine lives of chaos.
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Our Cause
Our Cause
We give 1% of all sales to cats in need, because obviously they deserve it. Every purchase from us is like a gift to the cat gods themselves—and you’re also helping real cats get the care they need. So yeah, you’re basically a hero.
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