People Are Boring, Cats Aren’t
People Are Boring, Cats Aren’t
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People talk too much. Cats don’t. That’s why introverts survive and extroverts drain your soul. Slip this on and let the world know you’d rather spend nine lives with a furball than five minutes of small talk with Karen from accounting.
Lightweight, breathable, and built for chaos. These tees don’t just sit on your body—they broadcast your allegiance to the feline overlords. Soft enough to nap in, strong enough to survive peasant revolts.
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Our Cause
Our Cause
We give 1% of all sales to cats in need, because obviously they deserve it. Every purchase from us is like a gift to the cat gods themselves—and you’re also helping real cats get the care they need. So yeah, you’re basically a hero.
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