Envy Is Real

You’re envied. You’re untouchable. And yes, you’ve got a cat. The peasants will cope.

Lightweight, breathable, and built for chaos. These tees don’t just sit on your body—they broadcast your allegiance to the feline overlords. Soft enough to nap in, strong enough to survive peasant revolts.

Made in the USA

GET YOURS NOW! And remember: "All Hail Kitty!"

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Runs true to size - Sizing Charts

We give 1% of all sales to cats in need, because obviously they deserve it. Every purchase from us is like a gift to the cat gods themselves—and you’re also helping real cats get the care they need. So yeah, you’re basically a hero.